9:24 PM
Salad fingers
So I have a sort-of funny story. I’m still taking exams, and evidently during exams my school’s cafeteria completely closes. I bring my salad anyway, because I can always take a fork from the cafeteria.
Nope. not today. No forks anywhere. I actually ate the salad with my hands. I ate salad - from a jar- with my hands.
After this happened I had a nervous breakdown preparing for my math exam and I ended up pretending to be a bird so now my entire grade KNOWS that I’m perfectly normal.
Hope everyone else had a good day!
Gab
guys i legitimately just cried THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASJDKFH;fkdhjsdfkjh im completely serioius im sobbing
i’m a heartless bitch when it comes to this shit but omg my hysterical creyssss
omg :3I just cried like a baby. Seriously.
Oh. If only.
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Adam Levine just got hotter if that’s even possible.
9:25 PM
South Beach: Day 1
So I’m a pitiful person and I didn’t take pictures because I forgot. Sorreh :(
I’ll paint a picture with my words (?)
breakfast: poached egg and spinach
lunch: absolutely delicious snappy salad (edmame, grilled chicken, artichoke, broccoli, black beans, vinaigrette)
dinner: red lentil soup, spinach
desert: plain 0% greek yogurt, 1 tsp peanut butter, cocoa powder tasted nasty
taking pictures tomorrow for real
3:02 PM
Oh hail no.
Golfball sized hail is coming down from the sky….
pooo it sounds like a stampede on my roof.
MOTHER NATURE. Y U NO LET ME STUDY?!
Gab
